Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Wonderful Chat


God: Hello... Did you call me?

Me: Called you? No.. who is this?

God: This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.

Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something..

God: What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.

Me: Don't know. But I cant find free time. Life has become hectic. It's rush hour all the time.

God: Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.

Me: I understand. But I still cant figure it out.. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.

God: Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by giving you some clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.

Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?
God: Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.

Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?
God: Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. You are worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit. That's why you are not happy.

Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?
God: Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.

Me: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty. .
God: Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.

Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?
God: Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don't suffer. With that experience their life becomes better not bitter.

Me: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why can't we be free from problems?
God: Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons (to) Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and endurance, not when you are free from problems.

Me: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in the right direction. What should I do?
God: Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying. You work with the compass. Let others work with the clock.

Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?
God: Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.

Me: What surprises you about people?
God: when they suffer they ask, "why me?" When they prosper, they never ask "Why me". Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few want to be on the side of the truth.

Me: Sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here. I can't get the answer.
God: Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of creation.

Me: How can I get the best out of life?
God: Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.

Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.
God: There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.

Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat. I am so happy to start the New Day with a new sense of inspiration.
God: Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to resolve.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Who is the ONION in your LIFE!!!!



It was 3:03 AM at night and I was cutting an onion and all of a sudden something struck me!!!...

Onions peels and human’s protective shields!!!...

Look at the irony, if you have to taste the onion at the EOD you need to first peel of its outer skin and by the time you do it, your eyes gets wet and after that once u started cutting it you literally start crying….and curse the onion for it….but once you mix it with what ever it is…the onion is the special ingredient which gives you the best of the experience EOD but spoils your mouth odor.

Now, comparing the same that to a human being and the protective skin they have!!!...

It happens so often, when you really like someone and want them to be an ingredient in your life’s dish…you first try getting under there skin which kind of hurts because most of the time the other person doesn’t give a shit about u!!!...

Later part, when you start getting to know him/her (Compare it with cutting the onions) I am sure they will make you cry at some point of time!!!!

Finally when you are done impressing them and they become a part of u….they make your life so beautiful and tasty that you would want to taste them time and again!!!!!...

But when things go wrong and you part ways they just leave you with a broken heart and love bites which you don’t want to erase even when they are so bad to be exposed ( compared to that of onion leaving bad mouth odor)…


Thanks,
Kalyan.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

A funny but cute email!!!...

Dear Mr K,

I would really like you to know.that I am surely a CONTROL FREAK stalker.and am looking for sombdy by d name of  my "Budhae"( Old guy)..!! hope  you noe smthin bout him.. he is  a blogger ! an ass ! Nd the colour blue suits him very much (AS PER OTHER GIRLS) not me! he is cute , a big time bloodsucker and a lovable FAR thing. 
Hope you know him!

P.S. I miss you.

Yours,
Ever Messed Choti.!!

Friday, February 3, 2012

A Dream

 I wish you to know that you have been the last dream of my soul. In my degradation I have not been so degraded but that the sight of you  and of this home made such a home by you, has stirred old shadows that I thought had died out of me. Since I knew you, I have been troubled by a remorse that I thought would never reproach me again, and have heard whispers from old voices impelling me upward, that I thought were silent for ever. I have had unformed ideas of striving afresh, beginning anew, shaking off sloth and sensuality, and fighting out the abandoned fight. A dream, all a dream, that ends in nothing, and leaves the sleeper where he lay down, but I wish you to know that you inspired it."


Thanks,
Kalyan

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